"JavaScript" is as related to "Java" as ...

Some people mix JavaScript with Java, thinking they are the same thing or one are based on the other.

There is a comparison that start with "Javascript is related to java as something is to some" is a clever and funny comparison to me.

So this would be a list of this comparison phrases:

• JavaScript is related to Java as Hamburger is to Ham.
• JavaScript is related to Java as Hamster is to Ham.
• JavaScript is related to Java as Rocket is to Rock.
• JavaScript is related to Java as Carnival is to Car. From YDKJS Books
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